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sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via unrequited-wanderlust)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via highwaymermaid)

tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

(via heckmobile)


Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

(via pushovers)

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

(via happiest)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via sniffing)

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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