you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty